Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus
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Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?
Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.
Lawyer: You want to fucking what?
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